“Dear Chris,
Congratulations! You are a fine editor, indeed. Brilliant, actually. And
that’s the truth. I’ve never met anyone who could plot as well as you
can. Nor anyone who could find so clearly the logic in a story muddle.
It’s uncanny the way you can reference a myth or an obscure legend to
illustrate an arc or add a layer of meaning. It’s astounding, all the
things in your brain, those bits and pieces of knowledge that you pull out
with such casual aplomb, but which so often transform a passage into
something much more than it was before.
Well…except for that one time when you told me I needed to add “and then
his sex sprang free!” to that one scene. Yeah…to be totally honest, I
think it was better before. Sort of makes it sound like a wild ferret
leaping from his trousers. As if his–what’s that? What’s that you say?
This is being read before an audience?
Oh! Oh, my. Um. I digress.
The fact is that your instincts for what makes a book work well are truly
unparalleled, and your ability to pinpoint that which can take a good
manuscript to the level of greatness is a gift.
This award could not go to a more deserving editor. Congratulations. And
nevermind about the ferret.”

Chris and the bewigged Rebels
I did manage to catch up with Chris, Marianne, and the rest of the gang after the show. Wine was imbibed, and if I’m not mistaken, there was some sort of pact sworn to start including “and then his sex sprang free!” in other books as a kind of homage.
Oh dear. That’s a lot of ferrets.
Liz
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Raising the bar: Making a ferret’s sex spring free. Now THAT is a challenge.
Megan: I’m beginning to regret this…lol
Liz
I will retract, then. No ferrets. No springs. No freedom. Just fettered flaccidness.
Megan: I hate the word “flaccid.” It has such an unpleasant look. And, of course, I’m in…support of freeing…the…ferrets. Or whatever. Liz (Are we talking about the same thing? What *are* we talking about?)
Not sure. Wishing I could shut my yap.
I hereby commit to changing one sex scene in my current wip to include “and then his sex sprang free.”
Question for Chris: If I did write that, would that make my hero asexual? I mean, if his maleness sprang free and booked for the door, would the body is left behind be asexual? Hm.
that’s a mighty tight pair of tighty whiteys if his sex is “springing” free. sounds like that might be more of a relief than erotic.
now I have this stupid “doiiiiiingggg” sound effect going thru my head. thanks a lot.
Keira: I look forward to seeing you make good on that commitment.
Mark: You are so very welcome. Heh.
Liz
Oh no… I must have been in the bathroom when the “sprang free” pact was made… does that mean Chris will expect it in my latest revision? *bites lip and wonders if she can get away with using said words separately and not all in the same sentence…* Congratulations to Chris, who truly deserves the award for talent and good taste. I’m officially biased, but hey.
Leanna: All I know is that, personally, I will never be using the phrase again. I made my contribution…never again!
Liz