I guess I should begin by noting that I messed up when I posted the first day’s video and accidentally just posted the opener. So, I posted it again. Remember to look for parts 3 and 4 on Monday and Tuesday. I have to tell you that Tuesday’s is going to be particularly hilarious. I think, anyway. It was nuts. And I’m going to blow the lead by posting a picture that will go down as one of the best conference moments of all time. In part, because Marianne and I were was not only ogled by Fabio from across the room, but also because he’s sort of copping a feel in the photo.
In all seriousness, the guy was lovely and gracious and perhaps he did not actually mean to put his hand on my bazoonga. He was getting ready to leave after a very long day and we had to get the shot very fast and I’m short and he’s tall and perhaps the mathematics of it all led to the moment captured below not to mention one could argue that it’s not really a cop or a feel given that he’s not really, like, *gripping* at anything, really. Perhaps it’s more of a…shall we say, “grazing”? Well, it’s a matter of interpretation. And I kind of appreciate his saucy smirk.
Anyhow, there’s much, much more to discuss. Chocolate-covered bacon, Adrian Paul, Marianne and I screaming “Pour some sugar on me!” onstage with the band…I’m at the airport but I promise to get more photos up when I get back to New York. That all being said, I have to say this week of mini-blogging may just have brought me back from Blog Hiatus for good. Besides, I haven’t properly documented the Marianne underwear story which has a very amusing punchline.
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